Man O Man

Man O Man !
When he is without money,
He eats vegetables at home;
When he has money,
He eats vegetables in a fine restaurant.

When he is without money,
He rides bicycle to work;
When he has money,
He rides bicycle to exercise.

When he is without money,
He walks to eat food;
When he has money,
He walks to burn food.

When he is without money,
He wishes to get married;
When he has money,
He wishes to get divorced.

When he is without money,
His wife becomes secretary;
When he has money,
His secretary becomes wife.
Man O Man !